Here's more proof that I need to be living in Japan. Konami's marketing campaign for "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" (2004) included one of my favorite Japanese models, Sayuri Anzu, on a motorcycle with a gun. While this has absolutely nothing to do with the game and I would normally condemn such blatant false advertising, I'm willing to let it slide this time. Sadly, there's not a hope in hell of ever seeing anything like this in the U.S.