Sister Street Fighter (Japan 1976)

Rating: ***
Review Date: 2/27/00
Cast: Sue Shiomi, Sonny Chiba

A powerhouse showcase for Japanese kick-ass cutie Sue (Etsuko) Shiomi. Lee Leong is a top karate student and an undercover agent working for the Hong Kong government. He disappears while trying to bust a heroin smuggling operation, so his sister Tina (Sue Shiomi) sets out to find him. With the aid of the students from her brother's karate school, Tina kicks and punches her way through increasingly difficult obstacles to get to her brother and the villainous dope ring leader. Guess what? He gets his ass whupped by her.

An excellent martial arts film that holds up even by today's standards. Sonny Chiba shows up for a pointless extended cameo, but his three or four fights are quite satisfying. Sue Shiomi is in top form - she looks great and her fighting is excellent. The only thing that's unsettling about her is how much she resembles Bruce Lee, both in her expressions and posturing. It's really quite eerie. I can only imagine this was done on purpose, as the film world was still desperately trying to fill Bruce Lee's shoes during this time period. The only real weakness the film has is that it's often painfully stupid. The motivations of the villains are just downright baffling - maybe it was the effect of the heroin operation? Towards the end of the film, the bad guys lure Tina to an abandoned factory in order to finish her off. But they only bring three men. Stupid... And one of these men engages Tina in the stupidest nunchaku fight I've ever seen. The two of them just stare at each other and perform nunchaku katas until one of them runs away. Give me a break. Then as a last resort, the head villain brings in a professional speargunner to take care of Tina. Wait a minute - a professional speargunner?!? For the final showdown, the villain rips off his shirt and dons a glove with knives on it, glaringly similar to Mr. Han from "Enter The Dragon" (1973). They then proceed to duke it out in a dark hallway full of bats. Huh? But despite all this silliness, it's all played very seriously and is still a lot of fun to watch. To quote the villain, "It's more fun than a car full of gorillas." I'm not really sure what that means, but it sure sounds good.